1 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:07,424 - I've been seeing someone. - Hey, y'all. 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,134 Here's what's been happening on White Famous. 3 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,469 - I hope you were nice to him. - Nice to him? 4 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,012 Why's it my job to be nice to him? 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,388 Can you get my son in private school? 6 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,890 - Which one? - Broken Arrow. 7 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,141 I know half the board. That's a phone call. 8 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,351 You got in. They just called! 9 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,393 - I got in? - Yeah. 10 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,895 The admissions lady said 11 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:22,147 some bigwig called and put in a good word. 12 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,649 Am I your first married lady? 13 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,692 - What now? - You didn't know? 14 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,945 - Amy thinks the world of you. - Amy? 15 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:30,447 - You've been cuckolded. - Who is he? 16 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,700 I will have him hung, drawn, and fucking quartered. 17 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,161 You were so funny in that movie, by the way. 18 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,955 Thanks, man. 19 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:39,665 Yeah, almost too funny, really. 20 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:41,625 Foxx wasn't pleased. 21 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:47,130 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 22 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,392 Yo, just do it, man. 23 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,227 Man up. Make the fucking call. 24 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,187 Yo, what's the worst that could happen? 25 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,940 I don't know, Balls. Do I really want to be that guy? 26 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,484 Yo, why the fuck not, man? Be that guy. 27 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,403 Being that guy is gonna get you the answers to the questions 28 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,570 that's plaguing your black ass. 29 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:11,947 Maybe it's better not to know. 30 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,532 Give me the juice out there, please. 31 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,200 Man, why you giving this motherfucker 32 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,785 so much power over here? 33 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:19,329 'Cause he's the star of the movie, that's why. 34 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,081 He's also a game show host. 35 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,582 And more importantly, 36 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,918 he's a fucking man, just like you. 37 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:28,088 So what, he got a fucking Oscar and a-a gold Bugatti 38 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,216 and he gets his hog polished anytime he damn well pleases. 39 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:33,176 Who the fuck wants that shit anyway? 40 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:34,428 Wouldn't be special anymore, 41 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,804 and getting your hog polished 42 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,389 is supposed to be special. 43 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,641 Okay, "hog polish" is not in nigga dictionary. 44 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:40,684 Drop it, all right? 45 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,060 And I'ma make this call, 46 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,313 but just to shut you the fuck up. 47 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,108 - Hello? - Hey, Foxx. 48 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,068 What's going on, man? It's Floyd Mooney. 49 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,695 - Who? - Floyd Mooney. 50 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,280 You know, from the movie? 51 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,948 - Which movie? - Molested. 52 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,908 Ah, shit, that was, like, two movies ago already. 53 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,702 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, man. 54 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,496 - Is this Foxx or not? - Nah, it's AJ. 55 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,790 AJ? Who the hell is AJ? 56 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,459 Foxx's executive assistant. 57 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,586 Oh, okay, well, is he around? 58 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:10,297 Yeah, but he's, uh, meditating. 59 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:13,216 Oh, word, I know how that shit go. 60 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,093 Floyd Moo-- 61 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,595 oh, Floyd Mooney. 62 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,555 - Wait, what that mean? - Nothing. 63 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,057 It sure sounded like something. 64 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,391 Yeah, I'll have Foxx hit you back. 65 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,684 Thanks for calling, Floyd. 66 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,102 Hey, man, come on... 67 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,355 This nigga hung up on me. 68 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,861 - Hey. - Uncle Balls! 69 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,905 Low-T. 70 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:36,198 How you doing? 71 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:37,574 - Hi--oh, my God. - Oh, man. 72 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:38,867 - Daddy. - Hey. 73 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:39,951 Wait, wait, wait. 74 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,036 What is this? 75 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,245 What? He looks adorable. 76 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,288 - Adorable? - Yeah. 77 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,414 Yeah, if "adorable" 78 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,083 you mean he look like Urkel. 79 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,167 Is this the look we shooting for? 80 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,585 - Yes. - What? 81 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,296 - New school, new brand. - Oh, boy. 82 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:52,881 Go over there and play with your uncle. 83 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,383 - Okay. - Why aren't you dressed yet? 84 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:55,592 What is this? 85 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,719 I am dressed. Look at this here. 86 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,471 You see my junk hanging out or something like that? 87 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,431 I'm fully dressed and ready to go. 88 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,433 Floyd, you know this is not appropriate. 89 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:06,770 Well, you just told me that it was a new family picnic, 90 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,105 and the word I clued in on was "picnic," 91 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,314 and I ain't never heard of nobody 92 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,274 having to dress up for a picnic. 93 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,110 Okay, first of all, the key word is "family," 94 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,778 and you don't have to show up looking like a thug, 95 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,488 'cause that's what you look like right now. 96 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,115 - I don't look like no thug. - We're walking. 97 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,741 - We're walking. - We're--we're walking? 98 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:20,909 Hold up, now-- girl, you can't-- 99 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:21,993 Got you. 100 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,788 You know, I want to make a good impression. 101 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,623 He's so nervous. 102 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,792 Are you sure it's him that's nervous and it's not just you? 103 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:32,629 Yeah, you're right. I'm tossing my cookies. 104 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,256 I don't know why you let those motherfuckers 105 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,800 have so much power over you. They're just people. 106 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,553 Private school people can be really judgey, Floyd. 107 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,221 Well, if you're nervous, 108 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,057 I know a good way to blow off some steam. 109 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,143 Okay, one, two, three. Eyes on me. 110 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,811 Eyes on me. Up here. 111 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:51,148 - On my face. - They're on you, all right. 112 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,108 How are things going with Idris Elbow? 113 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:56,236 Can you not pick a fight with me right now, please? 114 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,904 I'm not picking anything with you. 115 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,281 I just want to see if you got sick 116 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,241 of that dumbass accent that he got, 117 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,326 and has he met Trevor yet? 118 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,203 No. No, of course not. 119 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,372 I would never do that, not unless I was sure 120 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,915 he was sticking around, and I-I would totally 121 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,584 talk to you about it first. 122 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,127 - Great. - Maybe at dinner sometime soon. 123 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:13,420 - What? - Yeah. 124 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,088 You'd be cool with that, right? 125 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,673 Oh, you just snuck that up on me. 126 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,758 I feel like you just stuck a finger up my ass, 127 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:19,718 and I ain't even know it. 128 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:21,344 Okay. 129 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,824 My name is Norma Gonsalves-Mestres, 130 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,994 and it is my absolute honor and privilege 131 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:49,206 to welcome you all to Broken Arrow. 132 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,213 This is a school where cutting "edge-ucation"... 133 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:01,635 ...and harmonious inclusivity have come together 134 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,931 to create a bouillabaisse of inspired intention 135 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:08,266 for your beautiful children. 136 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:11,311 speaking Spanish 137 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,565 You think if I threw a noose up there, 138 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,108 it would support my weight? 139 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,361 Would you shut up and listen for once? 140 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,404 Not every place we go to has an open mic night. 141 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,698 Hey, I might have to pay for the privilege of this bullshit, 142 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,951 but I damn sure don't have to listen to it. 143 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:27,202 Shh. 144 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:28,828 Who the fuck are you? 145 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,917 speaking Spanish 146 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,044 Now let's go back in time. 147 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:39,464 Do you remember what it was like to be your child's age? 148 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,758 Go ahead and travel back there with me. 149 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,760 It's okay to close your eyes. 150 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,221 What was your favorite movie? 151 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,557 What kind of music did you like? 152 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,600 What were you good at? 153 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,769 What made you nervous? 154 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,938 What made you excited? 155 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,731 What made you scared? 156 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:59,276 How'd you feel about your bodies? 157 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:00,944 Felt pretty good about my body. 158 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,612 - And yours. - Stop it. 159 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,863 And now I want you all to stand up 160 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,657 and for the next five minutes, 161 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:08,201 I want you to talk to a perfect stranger 162 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,869 as your younger self. 163 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,454 Oh, hell no. I got to go find the shitter. 164 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,539 No, no, no, no, you're not doing that, Floyd. 165 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,124 - Oh, yes, I am. - No. 166 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:15,292 I don't got to listen to what this bitch says. 167 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,960 She ain't the boss of me. 168 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,461 You see, this bitch is the boss of you, 169 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,879 and you're gonna do what she says. 170 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,298 - Hello, hello, hello. - Hello. 171 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,508 I'm very nervous to approach you, 172 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:26,219 because you're so, uh, beautiful and cool, 173 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,013 and, um, black. 174 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,390 And-and that makes me feel very uncool. 175 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,351 Also, I-I'm not very comfortable with my body, 176 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,979 because I'm, uh, chubby and I have spots, 177 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:39,274 and, um, well, nary a pubic hair, 178 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,276 a-and when I play with myself, nothing comes out, 179 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,986 no matter how hard I try. 180 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:48,283 Uh... Sadie, this is Peter and Amy. 181 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,368 Believe it or not, Peter's the head of the network 182 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,078 - and Amy's my new agent. - Oh. 183 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,872 Floyd, Floyd, we're meant to stay in character. 184 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:56,458 Um, h-how do you feel about your body? 185 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,002 Peter, please stop. You're being so weird right now. 186 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,170 No, I'm sorry, Amy. 187 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,671 I-I'm just trying to show 188 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,340 a little school spirit, all right? 189 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,300 You know, cutting "edge-ucation." 190 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,093 Woot. 191 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:10,221 - You must be the famous Sadie. - Famous, am I? 192 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:13,099 Oh, God, yes, Floyd speaks incredibly highly of you. 193 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,352 You know, most women go their whole lives 194 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,853 wanting to hear a man talk about them 195 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,021 they way Floyd talks about you. 196 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,314 Sorry? 197 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,441 Well, that's-that's good to hear. 198 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,693 - He's a good guy. - He's a great guy. 199 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:24,903 - He's a great guy. - He's great. 200 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:25,987 - He's talented. - Yeah. 201 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,114 He's handsome. He's the-- 202 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,407 he's the whole package. 203 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,617 All of it. 204 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,202 So what are you guys doing here? 205 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,454 Isn't this more of a new family thing? 206 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,039 No, you're our buddy family. 207 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,874 Yes, all incoming families have them. 208 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,292 We'll show you around the place and answer 209 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,794 any questions you might have. 210 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,462 Lean on us. 211 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,547 Yes, and Peter is especially excited 212 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,049 because you guys are the first diverse family he's brought in. 213 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,300 Yes, it's true. 214 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,552 It's a big day for me, so, uh, 215 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,346 don't let me down, homeys. 216 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:52,972 Okay. Yeah. 217 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,140 Oh, hello, hello. 218 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,517 - Hey. - I'm Peter. 219 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,401 So what's the deal with you and Amy? 220 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,860 What do you mean? 221 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,821 I mean, you're acting weird around her. 222 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,698 I'm not acting weird. 223 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,324 She's weird. 224 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,618 They're both weird. 225 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:14,994 Bienvenidos. 226 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,455 Aloha. 227 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:18,707 Namaste. 228 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,250 What up? 229 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,294 Let me look at you two. Wow. 230 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:26,840 This is the best part of my job, 231 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,884 welcoming a wonderful new family to the Broken Arrow community. 232 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:33,012 You know, Peter and Amy speak the world of you two, 233 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:36,933 and Trevor is such a unique and beautiful child. 234 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,893 Yes. Yes, we like to think so. 235 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,562 Yeah, I guess we'll keep him. 236 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,063 What do you mean? 237 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,440 Have there been behavioral issues? 238 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,233 Oh, no, no, no. He's joking. 239 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:48,361 - Yes. I'm joking. - He kids around all the time. 240 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,904 Occupational hazard. 241 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,865 Oh, that's right. Floyd, you're a comedian. 242 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,533 That's me. 243 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,493 That must be quite a lucrative profession. 244 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,162 It has its ups and downs. 245 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:59,998 Oh, but no worries here. We have got this covered. 246 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,542 Oh, I'm sure you do. No doubts whatsoever. 247 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,753 And as a development family, 248 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,796 you'll have plenty of opportunities to contribute 249 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:10,008 to Broken Arrow's future. 250 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,551 You, uh... 251 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,720 Yeah, the future thing, that's cool, 252 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,680 but what's this "developmental family"? 253 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,390 Like, what's that all about? 254 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,017 Like we a third world country or something? 255 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,060 No, no. Quite the contrary. 256 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,813 Development families are high-income families 257 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,899 that contribute beyond their tuition 258 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:29,110 to send children from low-income households to Broken Arrow. 259 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,779 Oh. Got it. 260 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,363 - Oh. - I see. 261 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,032 Exactly how many lower income children 262 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,784 are we talking about here? 263 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,036 Well, that depends on your earnings, of course, 264 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,622 but I would imagine that as a successful comedian 265 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,582 who's just filmed a major motion picture 266 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,501 and booked a hot pilot 267 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,461 that you could make a sizeable contribution 268 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:49,214 to Broken Arrow's community and enrich the lives 269 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,049 of a number of less-fortunate children. 270 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:53,009 Sounds like a Ponzi scheme to me. 271 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,719 God dang. 272 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:01,976 Okay. Yeah, you're joking again. 273 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,062 - No, I'm deadass. - Joking. 274 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,688 Deadass joking. 275 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,900 Okay. It's a good one. 276 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,403 I'm not working my ass off to send 277 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,030 a whole bunch of little ghetto brats 278 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,865 and thots in training to school, Sadie. 279 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,158 Can we talk about this later, please? 280 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,535 Yeah, we can talk about it later. 281 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,161 It ain't gonna change a damn thing. 282 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,539 I'm not building these motherfuckers a new wing. 283 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,457 Keep your voice down. 284 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,209 Be nice. 285 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,419 Okay. 286 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,922 Maybe I shouldn't have worn the suit. 287 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,675 I'm hot and itchy, 288 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,176 and I feel like people are judging me. 289 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,846 - No. - Yes, they are judging you. 290 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,974 Up here looking like you selling bean pies for the Nation. 291 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,475 - Okay. - What the... 292 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,022 - Cool suit. - Thanks. 293 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:51,192 - You're not like other boys. - You got that right. 294 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,152 You're gonna have a hard time here. 295 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,737 - What? - Uh, okay-- 296 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:55,947 - Be nice, sweetheart. - What? 297 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,615 Sorry. No, why don't you go 298 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,992 show Trevor around the campus? 299 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,410 - Go play. - Okay. 300 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,579 What are you sitting there for? 301 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,746 Let's go. 302 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,751 - Cute. - So precious. 303 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,211 Oh, Lord. 304 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,880 - Um, darling, darling. - What? 305 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,340 Moment of complete honesty? 306 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,592 Moment of complete honesty. 307 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,260 I-I think it's a little early 308 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,971 for the old, uh, bye-bye-pain juice. 309 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,180 It's a picnic. 310 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,141 Yes, well, you know how you get. 311 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,517 I'd like to join you. 312 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,644 See? Sadie's my girl. 313 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,898 - Thank you, Sadie. - Do you want red or white? 314 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,858 - Oh, you have both? - Mm-hmm. 315 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,110 White. Wow. 316 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,238 What is this, uh, "moment of complete honesty" shit? 317 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,240 Oh, it's a marvelous couples therapy tool. 318 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,825 After that incident 319 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:41,868 at the dinner party the other night... 320 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,620 Oh, God, yes. Apologies. 321 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,121 That was not our finest hour, was it, darling? 322 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,581 Really, really wasn't. 323 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,917 We decided that we needed a tune-up. 324 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:49,959 You guys ever do couples therapy? 325 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,794 - Oh. - Oh, no. 326 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,463 You know, therapy's not really big 327 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,964 - in the black community, so... - Really? 328 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:55,924 Well, you might still be together. 329 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,508 I don't think so. 330 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,177 Really does give you the tools 331 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,429 to, uh, thrive and survive as a couple 332 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,389 in the modern world, doesn't it, darling? 333 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,807 It does. 334 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,768 Well, you two are clearly crushing it. 335 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,479 Oh, that is so sweet. Thank you. 336 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,731 Oh, what is it that you do, Sadie? 337 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,441 - I'm a-a singer. - Oh. 338 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,776 - Yeah. - Yeah, she's a beast. 339 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,235 I mean, voice of an angel. 340 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,321 So like my Amy. 341 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:21,115 Beast of an agent, angel on my arm, 342 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,742 whore in the bedroom. 343 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,535 Okay, Peter, moment of complete honesty. 344 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,121 Oh, yes, absolutely. Moment of complete honesty. 345 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,790 You're being really weird and Asperger-y, 346 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,458 and you're bugging the shit out of me. 347 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,460 Understood. 348 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,003 I'm sorry. 349 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,673 - Anyway, I-I'm--I-I sing. - Yeah. 350 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,300 I do backup-- backup sessions mostly. 351 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,552 Oh, well, then why don't I show you the music room? 352 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,137 - Yes. - Okay. 353 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,263 - Actually, it's named after us. - Oh, wow. 354 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,640 So, Floyd, do you mind 355 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,976 if I spirit away your baby mama? 356 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,228 Well, I am not my baby mama's keeper. 357 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,188 In fact, Amy, why don't you, uh, 358 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,482 give Floyd one of your patented tours? 359 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,150 She's brilliant at them. 360 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,111 She's like the docent of the school. 361 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:58,987 - You'd love it. - Oh, okay. 362 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,406 Okay. Right now? 363 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,658 Here I go. Okay. 364 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,535 - Just--got to go. Thank you. - This way, Sadie. 365 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,204 - Be gentle with him. - Always. 366 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,998 Hey, Floyd. 367 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,041 Hello, Amy. 368 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,668 Alone again at last. 369 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,044 What the fuck is up with you two? 370 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,462 What do you mean? 371 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,505 That was the dinner party from hell. 372 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,716 Mm. Yeah. 373 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,592 Well, out in the real world, 374 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,845 we make picture-perfect sense as a Hollywood couple. 375 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,513 I mean, it's like we were 376 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,181 genetically bred to be together, right? 377 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,684 But at home, behind closed doors, 378 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,519 we're a fucking disaster. 379 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,771 I mean, we're a real mess. We've got nothing in common. 380 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,315 We've got nothing to say to each other. 381 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,900 What are we gonna do? Are we gonna get divorced? 382 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,986 I mean, how fucking depressing is that? 383 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,487 Besides, do you know how complicated it is 384 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,156 to get divorced when you're rich? 385 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:47,035 It is a pain in the ass, dude. 386 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,536 Oh! Come with me. 387 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,747 I want to show you something. 388 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,999 I don't bite. Come on. 389 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,917 Don't be scared. 390 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,420 - Ah! - You got it! 391 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,839 Where is it? Something... 392 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,924 This is it. 393 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,843 Robotics lab. 394 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,808 Thanks to the crips, we got ourselves 395 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,477 a nice, solid hum spot. 396 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,437 Listen, that night was really fucking fun. 397 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,898 Trust me, I got it all stored up here in my wank bank, 398 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,566 but that was before I knew what was up, 399 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,860 and now we're here at my kid's new school, and-- 400 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,403 Did you just bite my nipple? 401 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,821 Doesn't that make it 402 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,490 just a teensy-weensy bit more naughty? 403 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,408 You know what, you're crazy-- in a good way-- 404 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,368 and you're nothing if not smoking hot... 405 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,290 Mm--oh, Jesus. Oh, God. 406 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,167 - No, we-we--but-but-- - But what? 407 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,127 Go away! 408 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,130 I think we should get going. 409 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:44,342 - What? - I need to use the bathroom. 410 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,469 Well, you don't have to be so rude and entitled about it. 411 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,721 You still have to wait for everybody else 412 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,098 to finish their business. 413 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,641 But I--but I have to-- 414 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,017 These fucking kids. 415 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,394 Have you ever seen such entitlement? 416 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,731 You need Jesus. 417 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,650 Well, now the spell's broken. 418 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,276 Place gives me blue balls. 419 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,079 Oh, I'm sorry, Amy, there's been an incident. 420 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,331 Okay, yes, I did make that kid cry, 421 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,333 but the sooner he learns that being a gimp 422 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,794 doesn't make him "special," the better off he's gonna be. 423 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:23,798 No. No, Amy, there's been an incident with our children. 424 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,299 Oh. 425 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,135 Mrs. Gonsalves-Mestres, 426 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,971 I am sure this is all just a big misunderstanding. 427 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,931 Found these two kissing under a tree. 428 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,558 They were going at it pretty hot and heavy. 429 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,268 Did he take advantage of you, Maddie? 430 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,270 No way. This girl is thirsty. 431 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,105 Okay, let's get straight to the truth, children, 432 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,898 because the quicker we get to the truth, 433 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,734 the sooner we can launch a successful repair. 434 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,111 Hold on, it gets better. 435 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,947 I also found this. 436 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,032 Oh, dear God. 437 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,409 These are my car keys. 438 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,785 He made me do it. 439 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,537 You are such a liar! 440 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,205 Straight to the truth, children. 441 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,790 He took me on a stealing spree, 442 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,167 and then he grabbed me and kissed me. 443 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,418 I did not! 444 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,794 God, that sounds so romantic. 445 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,421 - What? - Hmm? 446 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,673 She was the one stealing all the stuff. 447 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,925 I tried to talk her out of it, and then she told me 448 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,468 I was a pussy if I didn't kiss her. 449 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,803 - Oh, that's nice. - Oh, "pussy." 450 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,054 Hmm. Interesting. 451 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,015 Okay, can you give us a moment 452 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,975 to talk about this amongst ourselves, children? 453 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,435 Break. 454 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,728 Well, um... 455 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,188 this is extremely disturbing, 456 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,190 at least for my poor little girl. 457 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,318 Okay, my son isn't perfect, all right, but he doesn't lie. 458 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,737 - And he does not steal. - Nor does our daughter. 459 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,989 - Well... - No, she doesn't lie, Amy. 460 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,949 Peter, remember that phase she went through? 461 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,618 The thing with the PE teacher? 462 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,827 She said he was looking at her weird, 463 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,495 and it made her feel creepy. 464 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,039 It turns out he just-- he had a lazy eye, 465 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,498 and we almost ruined that guy's life. 466 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,626 Okay, cooler heads shall prevail. 467 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,586 Let's just take some time. Let's reevaluate. 468 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,588 I'm sorry, reevaluate what, exactly? 469 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:48,132 Yeah, this isn't gonna change anything with Trevor, right? 470 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,176 Well, honestly, until the smoke clears, 471 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,385 we just don't know what we're dealing with here. 472 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,845 Oh, come on. 473 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,138 You--to be quite honest, I mean, I think 474 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,306 we may have been a little hasty 475 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,974 in putting in a good word. 476 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,643 I mean, we don't really know Trevor, 477 00:16:58,643 --> 00:16:59,894 and we might find that this is not really 478 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:00,978 the ideal environment for him. 479 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,647 Okay, my son doesn't lie. 480 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,899 He doesn't steal, and he for sure doesn't 481 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,150 - grab girls and kiss them. - No way. 482 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,527 But maybe because he's black-- 483 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,819 Oh, really? 484 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,404 You're gonna pull that card. 485 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,864 Okay, that is not what this is about. 486 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,032 This is a colorblind environment. 487 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,784 Are you sure about that? 488 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,912 'Cause I don't see a lot of dark skin out in the yard. 489 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,872 You don't? Well, I mean, listen. 490 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,124 That's why we're excited to have you here, 491 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,834 because... you know... 492 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,253 Listen, as a POC myself-- 493 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,004 POC? 494 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,548 Woman, ain't a damn thing POC about you, okay? 495 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,801 You are whiter than the state of Iowa 496 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,844 shoved up Martha Stewart's ass. 497 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,347 Well. See, this is, um, why it's important 498 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,891 not to judge a book by its cover, Floyd, 499 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,268 because I am Irish. 500 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,186 I am German. I am Polish. 501 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,562 I am one-eighth Native American... 502 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,231 There it is. 503 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,816 ...and my husband is Hispanic. 504 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,484 - They've met him. - So handsome. 505 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,403 - And a lovely, lovely hombre. - Thank you. 506 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,738 So you're POC by injection. 507 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,824 Okay, look, we are mainly concerned 508 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,409 about creating a safe school 509 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,035 for all of your youngsters. 510 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,370 Well, it seems to me like you've already 511 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,038 made up your mind about this, 512 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,124 but if this fucked up situation 513 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,751 in any way affects my son's admissions status, 514 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,337 I will sue your German, Polish, 515 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,089 Irish, Injun ass. 516 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,383 Well, actually, if-if this situation 517 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,218 is not resolved to our satisfaction, 518 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,262 any contributions we make to this school 519 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,556 will dry up faster than a menopausal nun. 520 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,474 All right, Peter, we-we may need to accept the fact 521 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,934 that this all could be Maddie's doing. 522 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,477 No, no, no, no. Not-not my little angel. 523 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,645 She's getting to the age where she's starting 524 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,147 to be interested in boys. 525 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,815 Maybe she saw something she liked, 526 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,150 - and she went for it. - Yeah. 527 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,694 Like mother, like daughter. 528 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,195 - Wait, what... - Hmm? 529 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,238 ...what does that mean? 530 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,781 Nothing. 531 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,326 Um... all right. 532 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,161 Moment of complete honesty, Amy? 533 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,746 Oh, Peter, I don't think this is the time or the place. 534 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,956 Moment of complete honesty. 535 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,751 Is Floyd the man with whom you cuckolded me? 536 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,002 Peter, I don't know what you're doing right now. 537 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,503 We're having a meeting about-- 538 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,048 Okay, moment of complete honesty, Amy. 539 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:55,468 Is Floyd the big black stud you used your hall pass on? 540 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,012 Moment of complete honesty, Peter, shut the fuck up. 541 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,889 What are they talking about, Floyd? 542 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,725 Who knows? Those two are whacked out of their skulls. 543 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,769 Did you sleep with her? 544 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,229 - What? No. - I knew it. 545 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,148 I knew there was something weird going on, right? 546 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,816 - I could feel it. - Okay. 547 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,401 - I'm always right. - Hi, I'm still here. 548 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,111 - This is unbelievable. - Still here. 549 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,988 Why don't we get back to the issue at hand? 550 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,531 Do you mind? 551 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,741 Just do it. 552 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,409 The truth will set you free. 553 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,079 Okay. 554 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,414 I lied. 555 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,583 I tried to bully Trevor into acting out with me, 556 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,667 but he wouldn't do it. 557 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,127 I did it all. 558 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,380 It felt good. I like to act out. 559 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,881 Then I bullied him into kissing me 560 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:34,924 using words I've heard my mom say. 561 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,842 This also felt good. 562 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,762 I'm sorry not sorry, because I had a lot of fun today. 563 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:43,057 - You're so brave. - No, it's not a good thing. 564 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,518 I'm sorry, Trevor. You're a good man. 565 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,561 And cute too. 566 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,021 Thanks for being honest, Maddie. 567 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,398 You're a dime piece yourself. 568 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,316 Yeah. Boo-yah. 569 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,068 And y'all better talk about kicking her delinquent ass 570 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,153 out of school, 'cause my kid ain't do shit, 571 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,154 and you were talking about revoking him, 572 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,239 and you know what? 573 00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,615 I'm not donating a dollar 574 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,242 to your dumbass school, 575 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,494 and I want a serious discount on tuition 576 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,663 to reflect our pain and suffering. 577 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,665 Safe school, my ass. 578 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,419 Uh, moment of complete honesty? 579 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,797 I-I'm not entirely un-aroused by this turn of events. 580 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,298 I knew that's where you were gonna go with this. 581 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,800 Let's go. 582 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,301 - Special girl. - Let's come sit. 583 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,386 - Come on, family cuddle. - Come sit. 584 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,471 Outside. Now. 585 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,056 Let's go. Trevor. 586 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,016 - Au revoir, Floyd. - Fuck you. 587 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,393 Okay. 588 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,356 Man, um, I'm sorry, guys. 589 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,941 - No, no, don't you say that. - No. 590 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,484 You didn't do a damn thing wrong, little ninja. 591 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,278 Yeah, we are so proud of you, honey. 592 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,654 Thanks. 593 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,531 Except for maybe this suit, though. 594 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,533 I still ain't digging this whole thing. 595 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,034 Honey, why don't you go wait in the car for us? 596 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,411 - Okay. - Hey, hey. 597 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,704 Oh, right. 598 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:47,538 You know how to open it, right? 599 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,957 Yeah. 600 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,667 What the fuck were you thinking? 601 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,751 What are you talking about? I handled that shit. 602 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,961 You created that shit. 603 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,629 You slept with that crazy bitch, 604 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,173 and then you tried to lie to me about it. 605 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,466 You don't need to know everything about that. 606 00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,550 Ain't like you tell me everything 607 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,177 about your personal life. 608 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,471 I don't cause chaos in my family, okay? 609 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,513 You're fucking with married white women now? 610 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,890 Is that your thing? 611 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,850 I didn't know she was married, Sadie! 612 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,643 - It was a stupid mistake. - Oh, you didn't know? 613 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,103 But at least it's nice to be fucking wanted for a change. 614 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,063 - Keep your voice-- - Oh, yeah. 615 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,732 - You think I care about them? - Oh, poor baby. 616 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:15,608 The fuck you looking at, Orlando Bloom? 617 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,234 Can you please-- 618 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,611 you think it's all about you, don't you? 619 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,279 Maybe you're just jealous, all right? 620 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,739 I am not jealous. That is bullshit. 621 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,240 Yeah, it's fine when you want to move on, 622 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,783 but when I want to do it, it's a problem. 623 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:25,993 I am not jealous; I am pissed at you 624 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,745 for fucking with our kid's life. 625 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,872 I didn't know I was fucking with my kid's life, Sadie! 626 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,041 Shit, who you think got him in this school in the first place? 627 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,709 This whole situation is very complicated, 628 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,961 which makes it hard to assign any blame. 629 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,672 You can rationalize this all you want to, Floyd. 630 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,008 The fact is, your kid is now wrapped up in some weird shit 631 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,676 - of your making. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 632 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,678 - I hope it was worth it. - Yeah, it was worth it. 633 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,764 Fuck you. 634 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,518 Shit. 635 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,938 Everything's out in the open now, man. 636 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,022 That's a good thing. 637 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,565 How you figure? 638 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,859 No more secrets, man. No more lies. 639 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:02,196 Shit, tomorrow is a brand-new fucking day. 640 00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:05,741 Put your head down, do the work, 641 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:09,495 get back to the business of being fucking funny. 642 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,830 It's what you do best, man. 643 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:15,417 Hey. How do I look? 644 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,586 Like a million fucking bucks. 645 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,713 You a dime piece, Balls. 646 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,382 You want to come with us? 647 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,217 We're going down to Koreatown 648 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,803 to try this place that Jonathan Gold raved about. 649 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,429 Nah, man. 650 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,515 You know what, you go and have some fun. 651 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,225 I don't want to be the third wheel while you're trying 652 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,476 to get some stank on your hang-low. 653 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,144 You know what you should do? 654 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,105 You should go down to the J-Spot, 655 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:37,982 work this shit out onstage, motherfucker. 656 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,901 Would that I could. 657 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,821 I got to go over these fucking lines, man. 658 00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,948 Teddy wants me off-book by tomorrow. 659 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,033 Hey, you want me to cancel? 660 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,535 I'll stay home, 661 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,745 smoke a bowl, run lines? 662 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,414 Get from round here! 663 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:57,793 And go forth and smash that little foodie ass. 664 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,034 You prick! 665 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,535 You fucking con! 666 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,496 Motherfucker! 667 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,749 Let me tell you something, Peter, you fuck. 668 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,710 I am going to fuck you so deep, 669 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:42,921 so proper, right up the fucking ass 670 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,466 that one of two things is going to happen: 671 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:47,551 either your entire fucking rectum 672 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:49,219 is gonna come out with me, 673 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,138 and the only way to tuck it back in there 674 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,349 is to shove a fucking potato up your ass 675 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,017 for the rest of your life! 676 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:58,103 Or every time you take a shit, 677 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,648 you are gonna piss out a pint of blood, 678 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:04,151 and when you look down at your bloody fucking stool, 679 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,695 you're gonna see my face smiling. 680 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:09,031 Maybe all those things are gonna happen! 681 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,699 This isn't over! 682 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:13,869 Not by a fucking long shot, you fuck! Man. 683 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,330 - What the--shit. - That felt good. 684 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:17,998 - Fuck that phone. - What the fuck is going on? 685 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,458 They shut us down. 686 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,043 - They pulled the plug. - Peter? 687 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:24,588 Yeah, that motherfucking network prick suit 688 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,508 grinning fool motherfucker. 689 00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:30,427 Never trust the Brits, Floyd. They're still pissed at us. 690 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,263 Wait, s-so he can just do that? So it's over? 691 00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,307 No, it's not over. It's never over. 692 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,601 I-I will resurrect this project 693 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:40,479 or I will exact my revenge on that motherfucker. 694 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,564 Either way, it's a win fucking win! 695 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,776 Maybe I shouldn't have shit in his pool. 696 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:48,028 You know, maybe-- maybe that was too much. 697 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,405 It just--it felt so good. 698 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:51,198 Is that what he said? 699 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:54,368 No, it was all budget and bullshit and business 700 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:57,746 and racial sensitivity and optics. 701 00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:59,456 Oh, and he doesn't think that you are a star. 702 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,499 Sorry, man, this is all my fault. 703 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,875 No, don't you say sorry. 704 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,252 That's how the terrorists win. 705 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:04,503 They want you to doubt yourself. 706 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,004 You're a fucking star, Floyd. 707 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,257 We are gonna ride this thing out together, 708 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:10,217 or I'm gonna fucking die trying, man. 709 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:12,094 That's the least I could do for you signing up 710 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,846 - with me, man. - Yeah, but it's-- 711 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,681 Ooh, wait till you get a load of these apples. 712 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:18,767 He thinks that Robbie, that green-eyed bandit, 713 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,018 is the fucking star, 714 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,062 And Gwen, the fucking nanny-- 715 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,231 he's putting 'em into some interracial 716 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,483 Mad About You reboot he's cooking up. 717 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:30,154 Motherfuck him and fuck Ed Sheeran! 718 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:32,072 Fuck in him the ass! 719 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,782 Floyd, get out of here. 720 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,075 I got to get my dick sucked; otherwise, 721 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:36,160 my heart's gonna explode. 722 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,661 You got to-- 723 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,163 I got to get the poison out, you know? 724 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,831 Otherwise it-it rots on the inside. 725 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,374 You should do the same thing too. 726 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,626 You're a good kid. I'll be in touch. 727 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:54,845 ...and you're gonna be fucked! 728 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:56,513 Come on, don't do this. Don't--hey! 729 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,182 Watch where the fuck you're going. 730 00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:00,017 Malcolm, I was just about to call you, man. 731 00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:02,102 - What the fuck is going on? - You tell me, Floyd. 732 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,771 - I think I just got fired. - You too? 733 00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:05,272 - I just got fired. - What? 734 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,690 - Yeah. Amy fired my ass. - Why? 735 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,650 I don't know, she said something about 736 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,611 it wasn't working out and things got awkward. 737 00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:12,237 - Wait. Wait, wait. - Fuck, she was cold. 738 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,822 - Wait, am I still her client? - No. 739 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,074 But I'm allowed to take you with me. 740 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,534 She's keeping Robbie. Fuck. 741 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:18,744 I can't believe this is happening. 742 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:20,412 Yeah, well, not to rub salt 743 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,080 in an already gaping gunshot wound, 744 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,917 but I just got off the phone with Stu Beggs. 745 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,043 They cut your part out of the movie. 746 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,586 What the actual fuck? 747 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,546 Yeah, man, when it rains, it jizzes 748 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,590 all over our fucking faces, but that's why we are 749 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,384 a couple of come-guzzling sluts, am I right? 750 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:35,344 We chug it down. We just... 751 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:37,554 Right? 752 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,890 Okay, okay, okay. Bright side this shit, Malcolm. 753 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,892 Floyd, you are the greatest comedic talent 754 00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:43,477 of your generation, and you have an agent 755 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,187 who is willing to slay dragons for you 756 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:47,272 right here, right now, at the drop of a dime. 757 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,941 I'm going to meet with Teddy, 758 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,275 and we're gonna strategize. 759 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,402 You don't worry. I got your back. 760 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:55,197 Ride or die, homey. Ride or fucking die.